If you come home, and you knock on your front door softly, wait 3 minutes and then go to your neighbors house and do the same thing, you might be a highly indoctrinated Jehovah Witness who forgot that this was your house.
If you love tight pants but will never wear them you might be a Jehovah witness.
If you think Jehovah gets sad all the time over trifles you might be a Jehovah Witness.